PenisMonger's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Donald Trump: The Movie]

Jeb! Busc!h is better, fuck you!

(the lfash was pretty good tho)

icyentertainment responds:

I like Donald

[Happy birthday, Natty23!]

This movie was pretty great, but there was a lack of Chris Chan sucking off Lubch, so I can't give it the full score. 4.5/5

icyentertainment responds:

reasonable

[Lincoln Park tribute]

One of the most entertainment spam flashes I have seen in a long time. The visuals are lacking but the entertainment value more than makes up for it. Good show!

Penis.

icyentertainment responds:

Finally, someone with good taste!

[Xtranormal's Online Death]

why would you make this? This is so offensive, my friend recently committed suicide and I am offended :'(
Also why is this rated E? There's blood in it.
I am saddened :'(

[Heroes Vs. Villains SD]

Jesus fucking fuck, that was unbearable. I could barely watch the first 2 minutes. I can't imagine anyone sitting through the whole thing. From what I did see though, it looked like the video quality was shit, the cinematography was shit, the acting was shit, the writing was shit, so all in all, everything is shit and it seems like I won't miss much. I really don't know what advice I could offer to make this better, maybe put some fucking effort into it? And if you did put effort in, then god damn, what the fuck did you do wrong? Seriously, how much time did you waste making this? I have to give you half a star for whatever effort you put into this though. 60 minutes is impressive, but god damn, who's going to sit through it?
Penis.

[Hero Vs Villain Trailer 2]

I don't know man, the basic premise seems really fucking gay, and trust me, I know gay. The special effects were laughable, and I don't mean this was funny, I mean the effects were such shit that I couldn't help but laugh. Also the camera is REALLY FUCKING SHAKEY. Fuck, the least you could do is prop it up with your boner or something. Though it wasn't bad. Cliche as fuck idea, but I'm intrigued, so I might look forward to the release.
Penis.

[Adrellia Village #45: SE]

What the fuck is this? This is NOT Mario Kart Porn! There's not even any fucking driving. This wasn't bad, but you sir are a penis for mislabeling this, probably with the intent to get more views. I hope you're happy, because I was all horny and found this in my search, I had to jack off to a fat guy in a crown and a bunch of Cyanide and Happiness ripoffs, at least there was a chick... or at least I hope it was a chick... My dick is sad now :c

MistyE responds:

fffff